Top 5 Reasons I'm Pissed that Cystic Gal Doesn't Have Her Lungs Yet:
by Brandon Rees
5. CG's CysticDad originally made a vow / protest not to cut his hair until CG had her transplant. After many months, and it was put to a vote, we decided that he had to cut his hair, and can no longer moonlight as "Slash" in my Guns N' Roses cover band
4. I'm still waiting for my copy of "CG does Tae Bo," featuring Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons (currently on hold until post-transplant.)
3. I can't can't make snarky "we're on borrowed lungs" comment about the both of us, together, or other inappropriate jokes- until she gets the freaking' borrowed lungs!
2. I need someone to help me clean out the garage while in a state of prednisone-induced OCD, which certainly she will be, if she isn't already . . . this is a mystery to me, like all things CG.
1. Can't yet use the line "I just want to see your scar" for cheap thrills
I thank Brandon for his contribution but caution him that after transplant, he still does NOT get to "see my scar!"
Please write to me and tell me, why are you pissed that I haven't gotten my lungs yet?!
Goodnight, and Good luck,
cg
I'm pissed because I have to wait longer for my "CysticGal's ass hanging out of a hospital gown" photo.
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