Thursday, August 13, 2009

A Poem From The Hospital


OxycoPoetry


Began the day with brushing teeth
Like other days, lungs gave me grief.
"Port placement will be first thing," they say.
I change my shirt, and I'm on my way.

Then pulse climbs high, O2 drops low.
The sweat starts seepin out.
Time for freaking-out-relief.
My lower lip begins to pout.

No valium says the nice P.A.
It will mess up your sedation.
Oh me, Oh my, "I'm freakin' NOW-
"Don't you see the situation!?"

Dr. U-Bird^ and his friend N-pregg^
came to have a calming chat.
Then ativan helped us all out
I was calm, and that was that.

In the scary surgery room,
I fell fast asleep and don't recall
They made some cuts and balloons and such
That is my memory, none at all.

I slept it off, my head did hurt.
My chest felt sort of odd.
I wake up later, groggy at first
Not too much to check my bod.

My port placement looks so super nice.
My boobs, I checked 'em double twice.
Not too high and not too low.
Sex'll be great and it still won't show. *in clothes

The day goes on and then it ends
Not yet going with the flow
I try to rest but feel awake
Despite the Oxycodo.

Love, CG

8 comments:

  1. You're a poet
    and now I know it!

    Glad everything went well! Now feel better and get the heck outta there!!!!

    Ronnie

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  2. Ha love it!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ditto what Ronnie said!

    Get better and get outta there :)

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  3. "My boobs, I checked 'em double twice" is one of the best lines of poetry I have read in weeks.

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  4. Coming from you, Kathy, that is HUGE compliment. Thanks!! I am the Dr. Seuss of boob poetry.

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  5. Holy crap you are good.

    LOVE the picture, Cutie. xxxooo

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  6. Glad it went well! Enjoy that Oxycodone for me.

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  7. yay bubbies! yay narcotics!

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  8. great rhymes! glad your boobs look great ;)

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